Slow motion planking, nice.

Just spend a few minutes with your legs above your head each day, and you’ll be fine. I usually just lie on my bed with my feet up on the wall after stretching. Sometimes I also end up taking a nap, which is nice.

*while on a yoga ball

“I’m just over here, floppin’ about to the beat of my life”

Fr. Tanks are nowadays seem to be used more as up-armoured mobile artillery.

Please subscribe to my body so I don’t die.

Shit, they got me!

haha I would buy those just to keep them on my shelf lolol

That thumbnail looks like someone edited a barn owl face onto a piece of fluff.

Find a company that’s already unionized or form a union within your current company.

You might also tell them that the AI is distracting because it’s constantly talking, which is likely true anyway.

No, I am the real presidente of Cha- Romania.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention. mb lol

I don’t remember! All I remember are the hosts, what they talked about and that it was on channel 34 through Shaw probably.

Oh yeah! You helped me remember and old TV show (early 2000’s?) that was better then any crap I would learn in school (that was heavily tainted by christian shitbags). It was really in depth and went over everything from mental aspects of attraction to foreplay to how to prevent and treat STIs.

All of what you just said made me remember it more clearly, and all of what you just said is pretty much exactly my experience as well. Goddamn christians.

Christian teachers showing us pictures of STI infections that had been left alone for probably years before the patient went to/was able to go to a doctor in an effort to scare us into celibacy. Generally a scarring experience that didn’t really teach us anything other than to practice safe sex.

*This was in the early 2000s IIRC.

Reading through the comments I remembered about a really great sex-positive TV show I would always watch late at night at around the same time my public education failed in teaching me about sex. The hosts were a really attractive Asian-looking guy with flowy hair and always wore a silk shirt with the top 2-3 buttons undone and a really attractive white girl that always wore a lot of tight clothes. They went over a lot of topics regarding attraction, safe-sex, how to deal with STIs; however, I don’t think there were any specific segments on anything LGBTQ+, but IIRC they didn’t need to because they way they presented things were easily applied to any sexual orientation. As in they talked about anal sex and how to do it safely and whatnot without specifically saying gex. I would love to read more about it, so if you know what it was called please lmk.

Shrek

Also the high-heels.

You are still a featherless biped. Also your nail come back, stronger, harder.

I can hear and smell it now… ah yes…