I hate to see him go, but thankful for the 15 seasons he gave us. He played more games as an Eagle than anyone in history. I’ll never forget that strip sack he had to win us of Super Bowl LII. An absolute legend.

You should read the NOFX autobiography, the open line is…

The first time I drank piss was on a fire escape overlooking downtown Los Angeles.

I replaced all of mine with nest ones a few years ago. Every time one would chirp my son would have a full on meltdown. It was ridiculously expensive, but worth it no more 3 am meltdowns.

A’d blame it on auto-correct, like, but a think it was just me proper dodgy spellin’! - my horrible attempt at a Geordie accent

Stole those from my sisters all the time to be Geordie

Sushi

My wife and daughter call her su or more commonly su-su

If she’s in trouble then it’s Sushi Maki Roll <Our last name>

I call her Stink Butt because she takes the smelliest poops I’ve ever had the displeasure of smelling and then doesn’t bury them in the litter.

Thanks and no. But funny enough my wife is a huge Shakespeare nerd. Like takes a beach vacation and just reads Shakespeare in a lounger to relax nerd. So it’s fitting.

Sabrina the Teenager Witch - the one from the 90s. It’s super corny but my daughter loves it, so we watch an episode or two after dinner.

Today is my 17th wedding anniversary

Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud

My rule of thumb is anything you are not willing to clean with a garden hose should be stored in a sealed plastic container. Not plastic bags, but plastic containers with lids you can close and seal.

I came up with this rule after I discovered a rat had been getting into my garage to eat some old birdseed I’d forgotten about. It didn’t nest in there, thankfully. But the amount of poop I had to clean in 100°+ Texas heat was insane. And my garage is not a clustered mess like a lot of people. I can actually fit both cars in it. But it still took me 3 days to hand wipe down every single item in there.

I feel for these guys. I’m sure most of them joined this league as a last attempt to make it in the NFL. Sadly the owners know that and will exploit the shit out of them for it. It’s the same stuff you see in minor league baseball.

Low pay means most players need an off-season job. Of course it would have to be a job that allows them to take 3-4 months off a year. Plus they have travel expenses. And not to mention putting their bodies on the line for this shot. It’s not like college ball where at least they are getting an education. These guys are putting their lively hood on the line for $50,000. They deserve better assurances.

I can’t wait for the 30 for 30 on this

He certainly earned it

I love the joke, and I also love her.

She is the sweetest person I’ve met at a convention. I was pretty starstruck meeting her, so of course my brain just turned off, and she was so kind and told me a couple of stories. When my brain finally rebooted, I asked her to sign the picture for my wife, and she came around the table to give me a hug telling me how sweet that was. She could have just signed a picture and sent me on my way. But her taking that extra 30 seconds or so gave me an experience I’ll never forget.

I can’t believe that’s the reasoning he went with. It does take skill,. especially from the line. They have to get low and engage the defenders just right in a rugby style scrum. It’s not automatic. Just look at Philly early in the season when they struggled more with it because Kelce wasn’t under center.

I wonder if they got access because some 19 year old is going around installing backdoors into government systems.

That stuff scares me after hearing about people getting brain eating amoebas from it. Of course that was like one person using tap water in a rural area, but it is still enough to make me not want to try it.

Social Distortion is my all time favorite band. I highly recommend seeing them live. I saw them for the fifth time last year and they still put on a great show.

I brushed my daughter’s hair… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!