We literally have both and our new Tech Lead is absolutely terrified that I can deploy shit into prod right from my command line. I think it’s hilarious (because yeah, it’s total shit, but our Dear Leader was a complete muppet who refused to listen and prioritise doing things right, so here we still are). Also our GitLab is the free licence because why pay for the thing that takes care of our entire codebase, eh ? 👌

The idea the average Joe even knows of them…

Did I hear “Projection!” ? Because that sure sounds like their usual behaviour.

Oh non les pauvres choux !

Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.

Slightly less worrisome than your F35 or what-have-you but yes, it’s an annoying trend overall.

What?! A reference that I get? :-o Is this a Pot of Greed or do my eyes deceive me?

Are you joking? C64 was the bomb back in the day! My Atari and Amiga mates were enjoying colors and music and games while I had sat there on my colourless, mute PC. All I had was Flight Simulator 2 in black and white. And DrBrush for drawing in Hercules “graphics” mode.

My cousin became an IT tech. I set her up with Ubuntu on a cheap desktop when she was about 12.

Rolled a 1.

Oww, betrayed by one of their own?

Ben merde alors ! :-o

Deleting files was an amazing one already. Then I recently discovered the joy of deleting 30k emails from Outlook… T-T

I remember that episode of Hannibal. Did not end well.

Nintendo career advice!

Literally me right now in my job after two years. Projet Owner left, Tech Lead left, two Devops engineers left… I was supposed to be just a Dev and instead I end up doing a bit of everything. Fucking crazy. Coincidentally, I’ve never been in a job for more than two years…

Eh, I believe there is a certain audience who also believe Birmingham is now part of the Birmingharam Caliphate, and that’s who will believe this nonsense.

Shit, I’m just worrying they’ll be fucking idiots. I’ll be a happy dad if they’re just good dudes, you know?

That’s a bit more my vibe, yeah.

Remember when the Internet was supposed to be decentralised for resilience?