I’m taking a big risk after experiencing your last post, but… I actually really loved Prometheus. Alien is in my top 5 movies list, but I still enjoyed it.

I have slept with hands and feet uncovered for as long as I can remember. I have mild Reynaud’s though, and heating of extremities can be exceptionally uncomfortable and sometimes painful. I can’t sleep with socks.

I’ve found that some canned sweet corn and sesame oil will dress this up really nicely

When I see that particular typo I get all giddy imagining someone just getting paid to scream out in shock over and over

SETH!

Everybody dance!

But … wasn’t that story from someone who actually lived through the dust bowl?

What a racist BIASED asshole!

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Futurama did a good sketch on the concept with “lightspeed briefs” where they were advertising in Fry’s dreams. Principle has always been the same.

I feel obligated to post the transcript for this reference.

Leela: Didn’t you have ad’s in the 20th century?

Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines. And movies. And at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts and written on the sky! But not in dreams. No siree!

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

Bookend two tildes for strike through ~~ stuff ~~ = stuff

I never realized Tommy Pickles was premature STRICKEN WITH MENINGITIS

Eating and paying rent ≠ permission to be a power crazy dickhead just because you can (TSA workers).

I worked at JC Penney as a teenager 20ish years ago. One day we had a sale on Xmas socks- three pair for the price of two. Each pair of socks were $3, so with this deal you’d get them for $2 instead.

This woman waited in the long-ass line and showed up with four pairs. I rang them up, $6 for the three pairs in the deal, and $3 for the fourth. She wanted the fourth pair for $2 as well. I explained that the deal was automatically stored in the register, and that it would only apply if she bought three more pairs.

She lost her absolute shit at me, called me awful names, demanded to see a manager, and ultimately threw the socks at my face before storming out.

That was over a $1 price difference, and she was one of the more tame customers. I imagine in the last couple decades it has become much worse

Steamed broccoli with a little soy sauce & Sriracha is one of my absolute favorite snacks. Cauliflower, too. I’m gonna go make some.

Hey I’m driving through tomorrow, I might go see if they’ll bring it down $500 or so!

My jar steak always comes out great!

It’s a Wasilla listing, it might be genuine.

S