I first read that as “he lives near a zoo…”, and it made me wonder if it was his choice, to be closer to the animals.

Max is something special…

Thanks for these!

Aunt Jane has a helicopter, that can fly in all weather but a typhoon?!

Countertops and tiles… you certainly got my number!

Ditto, I loved that show, and John Noble as Walter played no small part in making it great.

That really surprised me on my first visit to a US national park, that you have to pay. Oh, you want to see nature? Show me the money!

I reckon it’s a water filled balloon, rather than the demon core. He’s looking for an excuse to drench Calvin.

“That, children, was why we used to have safety gear, before uncle Trump said equipment like that is for pussies and not something real Americans use.”

Good talk!

Now, do you happen to also know why American downspouts so often are square/rectangular and European ones (typically) round?

I remember asking my dad that question when I was a little kid, and he didn’t have a good answer, beyond “probably just a design choice”. That answer left me wanting more. Not to the extent that I’ve ever attempted to find a better answer myself, but still wanting.

That seems like a no-brainer. Go to war, get fucked.

Yeah, it looks menacing

So close that they’re family!

Uninstalled.

Luckily I/people I interact with never used it much.

Like others have pointed out, It was indeed very much tongue-in-cheek.

Holy shit, he just keeps on slaying it, too… I stopped watching after the 10th time.

Just what we needed, more surveillance /s

Flaw, previous damage or incorrectly fastened, would be my guess.

Yeah, but she has some remarkably dim moments every now and then.

Moominpappa really has that IDGAF attitude. I had no idea!