They spend TT planning their honeymoon, and then spend so long on it that it asks until after Aragorn and the hobbits’ kids die of old age

Literally verbatim what an officer said when we couldn’t get a hold of animal control and he got sent over instead…

I love that Daggerfall is one big quest to be to go-for to secure power for the ultrawealthy but you can easily go “nah,” or even play them off eachother.

I really need an SNL sketch with Jeffrey Epstein as Jacob Marley, but with bedsheets instead of chains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZB2ftCl2Vk “States rights to do what?” gets lost-causers so mad lol

I was a dumbass and downloaded a shit ton of viruses. I couldn’t afford to get a tech to fix my mistakes and XP didn’t have a bootable recovery menu. I followed a tutorial on how to make an Ubuntu image flash drive, and the rest is history.

I was bad at computers and priced out of being a dumbass. I’m a sysadmin now 🙃

Shaquille O’Neil ruined basketball with his physical advantage

My rep has a 1 star review on Google, if that’s any indication

Windows Sysadmin. My job is to enjoy the eternal arms race against Cortana every update via GPO and registry hacks. We are running on malware, it’s a joke.

And before you ask, I am a peon and “Have we considered Linux?” was an office meme years before I arrived.

Like electricity and central heating, they hadn’t made that discovery yet

A lot of scholars point out that homosexuality wasn’t really a concept in the ancient world. Neither was marriage for love or anything other than a means to perpetuate genes and familial property. But what was very much a concept was machismo. Being a “bottom” (in different terms back then) was considered degrading and “womanly,” and that was typically the issue at hand, according to many scholars, such as DanMcClellan, Robert Alter, and Jerome Walsh.

Try Psalm 137 on for size. 8 O daughter of Babylon, doomed to be destroyed, Blessed shall he be who repays you with what you have done to us! 9 Blessed shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rocks!

Hosea 1 is wild: 8 “And when [Gomer the harlot] weaned No Mercy (And I thought Tragedeigh was a bad name for a girl!), she conceived and bore a son. 9 And the Lord said,” Call his name Not my People, for you are not my people, and I am not your God.

Also if fundies claim that the husband leads the wife like God leads the church, Hosea 2 gives a good idea of what “Godly husbandmanship” looks like.

And of course, Leviticus is full of all kinds of “fun” things to have as soundbites, like humiliation rituals for menstruation or” suspected" infidelity, when a rapist can marry his victim, and how badly you can beat a slave before you get into trouble for it.

Of all the capitalists bitching about higher taxes and how UBI will destroy businesses, they keep forgetting that people are more willing to buy shit when they don’t have to worry about rent.

Yeah I’m pretty minimal on GNOME plugins for that reason too. XFCE will always be my backup at least. KDE is just too much.

I’ve been an XFCE loyalist for so long, finally gave GNOME a go and now that I’ve got something more simple and less customizable, it finally feels like Linux is a daily tool and not a project that I have to keep tweaking.

Yes, I’m a Debian person lol

Well until we get past all the Mean Girls Burn Book embarassing bullshit and get to the actually serious incriminating things that have actual ramifications…

Chin up, theres a non-zero chance he will die in his piss while hearing his sycophants squabble over his wasting body like Stalin.

Classic Shell could have a comeback

Neostore is great too

He could just hire Ye