

And the jars of urine?
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!


And the jars of urine?
Bill Nyehilism is for me.


Hard to think of anything more useless than a bitcoin “mine”.


Depending on what counts as a “magnet”, the loss of magnetism could destroy the universe.


You have died from dysentery.
And stop sighing so much.
For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend on us both. Even now, I can sense it feeding, squirming, searching, questing. And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth and pull us down, down, down into the deep, dark waters of commitment.


Yes. My mom called it “hugging hands”. I don’t remember when we stopped doing it, but it was probably when I was around 6 or 7 years old.
‘Billy West’? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!
I can wire anything directly into anything; I’m the professor!
I’m painting a cave wall right now.


I cheated by having watched the episode yesterday.


Lisa is Little Miss Springfield.


It’s George Lucas and Steven Spielberg violating Indiana Jones.


A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.


That’s terrible
Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies
You shouldn’t help old ladies cross the street anyway




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