I’m not a fan of fizzy water either. Plain or flavored.

Sometimes a small cold Gatorade does the trick for me.

Fuller than usual. He’s probably soiled most of the day since apparently he smells like a sewer.

I call that we delete Doge and launch Melon into space in one of his electric death traps.

This is the way.

He and his ilk are weird losers no matter how the cake is sliced.

I never left

We’re apparently trying to speedrun European history into 4 years or less, but in reverse, and ending in the dark ages.

Pineapples are acidic and eat tissue.

Mussolini treatment it is!

Italian students have made that message already.

Fuck this orange waste of a human. I’m throwing a party the day he dies. Everyone’s invited.

I love seeing your comments. They always make me smile.

Preach

I must protest the no beans

I think our best bet is to ‘delete’ Musk.

Cancel those Amazon memberships and set up annual donations to PBS instead!

Hahaha thanks for the laugh. Me too.

And deny Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8, a satisfying lunch?

Maybe they could take a few Canadians back? Like Raphael Cruz.

It’s not his sentencing that disrupts the presidency and national security. It’s him.