Wow, very interesting take.

Most MLB pitchers, and players for that matter, are over 6 foot tall.

No it’s not too short to pitch, but less than average.

Hey, it’s Hide the pain Harold!

Yup, just need to reverse the polarity on the reflector dish, and bingo! Sexy green Orion girls!

Get out!

My wife and I are extremely excited about this, even if it’s just going to be a silly fan-service popcorn movie. Plot doesn’t really matter, it’s all about Chris In The Morning.