I wonder if that’s why my dogs look like they’re smiling just before they throw up

I have a plumber friend that told me to stop doing this because he’s seen it force some pipe joints apart

If there is a god then howcome do grapes taste good and raisins taste bad?

Does it work with a ds stylus or is it capacative touch only? The ds had many titles that required finer precision than you could reliably get from a finger or modern touch stylus. Pokemon ranger also would have torn my finger to shreds lol

da bears

this is what magic wands are for. Staves for the more experienced

Is that and then toothbrush or greater than toothbrush?

EDIT: I drank a ziploc full of vinegar and brushed my teeth but shower head is still dirty

I am a father. I swapped out all my insults for compliments when my son began babbling

“Shut your hole, studmuffin”

“Eat grass, beautiful”

of course you could just drop the compliments altogether but they add a bit of spice and confusion that I enjoy

Reminds me of the asylum demon from ds1

Sister should have known better. Autism doesn’t care about your holiday schedule

If the last one is a pun they must all be puns right???

port forwarding

idk all of them I guess

jesus loves the nofarts bad guys joker

This dick is out. I like philip k dick

“I’ve made games in the past under different studio names, so Megabonk is not my debut game.”

I came here ready to say don’t undersell your work or what qualifies as art but this is actually entirely fair

He got a whole run of X-Men legacy to himself. I think the show is loosely based on it. Comics are very good. https://www.marvel.com/comics/collection/60495/x-men_legacy_legion_omnibus_hardcover

This reads like when people started a gofundme to make kylie jenner a billionaire

I’m stealing flexitarian. Is this where you just eat less meat?

I started this a few months ago — I allow myself white meat twice a week and red meat once a month. Better for me, my wallet, and the planet. The hope is that I am able to gradually try things and find alternatives. Only worry is that I talk about it too much.

pull your ass cheeks apart