This reads like when people started a gofundme to make kylie jenner a billionaire

I’m stealing flexitarian. Is this where you just eat less meat?

I started this a few months ago — I allow myself white meat twice a week and red meat once a month. Better for me, my wallet, and the planet. The hope is that I am able to gradually try things and find alternatives. Only worry is that I talk about it too much.

pull your ass cheeks apart

What if beer bongs were literally for bubbling smoke through beer?

I guess it had to be carved?

I am sure someone more anal than me will give me the definition of writing.

I got ecoli from kale once. Fuck me for eating healthy right?

Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass. Only time I ever shit my pants. Really teaches you the meaning of “never gamble a fart”.

I want to change his portrait on wikipedia to this

In one test, models learned of a fictional executive’s affair and pending decision to shut them down. With few programmed options, the AI models were boxed into a binary choice — either act ethically, or resort to blackmail to preserve their goals. Anthropic emphasized that this does not reflect likely real-world behavior, but rather extreme, stress-test conditions designed to probe model boundaries. Still, the numbers are striking. Claude Opus 4 opted for blackmail in 96% of runs. Google’s Gemini 2.5 Pro followed closely at 95%. OpenAI’s GPT-4.1 blackmailed 80% of the time, and DeepSeek’s R1 landed at 79%.

Ladies and gentlemen the future of blackmail is here

Both equally effective in self defense

Alternatively: Die wondering why your kids don’t talk to you

For anyone else as dumb as me: MTG = marjorie taylor greene NOT magic the gathering

Joke is on you. I was already a morning person and now I am not a person.

Under 25 trying to insure a wrapped coupe might have something to do with it

7zip-loc bags incoming

Depends on if we’re talking new or old testament picard. TNG picard would intentionally lose to it because it’s actually Q. [Pic]ard would defeat it with special effects.

Reminds me of the lady with the morbidly obese caracal

Anyone else grow up listening to fall out boy and think they were singing about actual furniture? Bedposts? Nightstands? Should have called themselves lay z boy

First thing I did in most servers was check to see if they had helecopter grenade locked

Paying “way mo” not to talk to anyone.

Apologies, I recently became a father

Oh man I was the guy that said “Just go to cons” above but I see what you’re saying. Genuine connections take time.

One way I have really had some luck is just messaging friends I haven’t talked to in a while to check in on them. Most don’t reply but sometimes one does. One guy I messaged after not seeing him in 20 years and now we hang out every other week.

Maybe there is no winning strategy, just gotta be persistent.