Oh fun. This webiste’s cookie banner only has a “accept everything” button.

I mean, that’s what the federal government is for. Or well, that’s how it should be.

Pics or it didn’t happen

This is not a shitpost. This was fun.
A shame you’re going to get C&D’ed by Nintendo now.

Teams now has a multi-account feature, whoch really changes things

That’s a fun fact I didn’t know. Eventhough I am a fan of iso8601

What is “criterion closet picks”? Looks like it’s a phenomenon that I should know.

That was not clear. Also, there is no year 0. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_zero

Yeah, I watched it in a 3d cinema at the time and it was a great experience. Not the pocahontas story, but the cinematics. Avatar 2 was just shit. It’s like they’re pretending to be a real scifi franchise by building an entire world.

Never heard that sound before

Dude, we started using punchcard in the 1830’s. Maybe you should look into the history of computing and learn a bit about all the amazing innovations that lead to you shitposting on the toilet

They also didn’t have televisions, computers or phones to distract them. So they’d watch the stars or nature for entertainment and eventually, naturally see patterns and wonder what would happen if they applied those patterns for their own gain.

Because the marketing team needs you to

Ah yes, this was one that stuck with me

Not entirely true. This works only for unskilled labour, meaning anyone who is not skilled in lying and cheating your way into a management positon. Or poor people.

Oh my cod! Get HYPED.!!!

This is pretty recent:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/former-nfl-punter-chris-kluwe-arrested-anti-trump-protest-city-council-rcna192978

It’s the Minnesota handegg club “vikings”.

The books it’s based upon, was better

I don’t want no scrub.
A scrub is a dinosaur that can get no love from me.

My mind did not go straight to a sex thing. That would be horrible.