Ghoti

I use them as coffee mats…

Kids can ride bikes in soccer gear…

Fair do…
…seems unlikely though 🤔

…name one. I’ll wait…

Nobody ever got killed for being straight.

Spells “fish”

…just swear all fucking ready.

Entirely. Missing. The point. Arthur Dent is an anti-hero, he doesn’t want superhero status,he wants his semi detached and a cup of tea, whereas ford prefect is an anarchist loafer who wants to do the minimum amount of work and get the maximum amount of recognition, whilst watching the world burn. and yet they are friends, and friends don’t expect much of each other, they are there when you need them, with good advice, and peanuts.

Pint Pins Piss Hiss

Gen X to everyone, you fucking donkeys.

Mr T… ape

Top job!

Does not include the cost of environmental impact of burning fossil fuels… Which we are all starting to pay.

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/people/mysterious-poster-claiming-people-may-not-know-if-they-are-dreaming-is-a-hoax-says-sheffield-council-1381394

I do!

…it doesn’t, there are some fine pranksters in Sheffield.