Go ahead and punk out if you want. Me and Wally will find somebody else to be in our gang.

Now everyone stand in a circle with a hand down your neighbors pants.

I may actually end up owning a gun someday if it makes it through the Supreme Court. Although I think I could still legally 3d print one.

Bye Felicia.

This will only compound the population problem.

That’s fair.

It is the owners responsibility to keep the dog out of the road. There is zero legal or moral responsibility to cover any vet bills.

The only property damage that would even be considered is damage to the vehicle, which requires stopping, calling the police to file an accident report and then reporting the accident with documented damage to the car insurance company.

There are much better ways of creating strong passwords than just adding a ton of characters.

You got a problem, Rick?

Feeding food scraps to pigs, what a novel idea!

OMG, but what about Trump!!

Dumbass.

A succulent Chinese buffet?

If you need anything more than The Babylonian map of the world you’re just over complicating things.

Y Ukraine gotta be making things so hard for Mr. Putin?

Looks kinda sticky.

It’d be more merciful to euthanize the animal than send it to an abusive home for the rest of its life.

Yeah, sure, within reason. I don’t even talk to all adults the same way.

Mommy?

It happened to Bad Irene so you can’t tell me it’s not happening to other women as well.

Overturning Roe simply brought A LOT of attention to the abortion topic. Now you have a lot more women becoming addicted to having abortions.

It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure this stuff out.