Fuck that, they should be force fed oxy and every doctor in the country prohibited from helping with their inevitable addiction.

I sincerely hope no one else gets addicted to opioids. But that’s not what we’re talking about here. These aren’t people, they’re fucking demons.

52 fucking years??? That judge should be publicly castrated.

deleted by creator

Lmfao hes launching an investigation. On Bill Clinton. TODAY.

He without a doubt sucked that dink. Literally nothing will change my mind on this.

Who would have thunk

It’s legitimately deity level worship, it’s crazy

We don’t talk like that when there’s a cute boy around

There is an incredibly long list of felons I’d vote for before voting for donald

Those people don’t think. Ever. I do hope so as well.

I’d bet a newborn, comfortably.

I really do hope we don’t understand enough about astronomy and are completely unaware that i3 atlas is about to circle back and fuck us up.

Waiting a year for a game that’s already out must be like the ultimate gamer edging. Fo free

Your username is ridiculous

The only benefit I get from this is reading that you had a good day. That library fucks, 10/10

Your wife hates this one easy trick.

NONLOCAL LIBRARIES LOOKING TO HOOK UP WITH YOUR AUDIOBOOK APPLICATION

I don’t think I’ve ever felt more invisible than being told I hate trump an unhealthy amount. It’s not even that I hate him, it’s just that I have a real big fucking issue understanding how anyone could not see through his shit within a second. If you’ve read any news one time, once a year, you are educated enough to stop and enter an existential crisis.

Even when someone says “well I just don’t pay attention to politics.”

It’s so in your face that you don’t have to. You literally have to be a camel to not see right through it on accident.

Lmao you’re a fuckin menace

Capitalism strikes again

Go woke go broke lmfao

I’m legitimately surprised every single day that he doesn’t invent the only 100 Trillion dollar bill.