Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?

I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.

When your living room is your bedroom and kitchen because you can only afford one room

“Ay girl, can I call you potato salad? Cause you look cold and unappetizing.”

Heh, foolhardy.

Ransomware of the future - endless nerve pain until you pay up fucko.

Intense burning and stabbing from every single nerve at the press of a key.

🎶 On the toilet bowl, make it full, from my ass hole 🎶

I can’t stop reading embassy as embussy. Send help.

Thanks. At least your article mentions receipts unlike the OP.

Seems like a good time to edit all of my posts to be illegible nonsense rather than delete everything in order to add a little fuckiness to anything their AI scrapes.

The polygons aren’t even remotely similar

Looks like someone loaded the first level of Half-Life 2 in GMod.

Curious how you feel about custodians, and if one of the lowest paid essential jobs should ask the worker to drive two+ hours a day.

I abandoned you all because I couldn’t get exactly what I wanted, but it’s totally not my fault that countless other morons did the exact same thing as me.

Man, you’re almost qualified to be a Republican senator with those mental gymnastics.

Edit: allowing fascism to win because the alternative isn’t good enough is extremely counterproductive and pushes us further away from a society that actually works for everyone. It’s a trap that far too many people fall into and I’m goddamn tired of it.

Removed by mod

“Let me play among the… uh… holes punched in the ceiling.”

I’m a little late here, but I have to wear active noise cancelling headphones to bed since my upstairs neighbor is a troglodyte. A firm pillow with a hole in the middle has saved me - along with plenty of disinfectant spray.

It’s enough of an issue that Redd Foxx had a comedy special on record back in 1975 called “you gotta wash your ass”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0bQ6Ec2JlQ

Some people just don’t know it’s something they need to do, and perhaps become nose-blind: Though I’ve seen several social media recounts of male partners that think actually scrubbing their ass is weird.

Thanks for sharing, had a good little chuckle.

Little one bonked into a glass door from what I know, and after noticing, I took the time to provide shelter and warmth until it was ready to fly away to a nearby branch - maybe 40 minutes? Enough time for me to take my work break and then a few extra to tell anyone with complaints to shove off. Just a gentle touch at the tail feathers and she walked right on.

The glass door is at an alleyway, so I don’t think the bonk was very hard. Unfortunately I was on the clock, and don’t have any knowledge of how to recoup birds, so I did the best I could.