My wife and I smuggle candy and booze in to the theaters all the time. Theaters are so understaffed and mostly by teenagers and they dont give a fuck what we’re doing.

Lol publishers curtail developer choice, gtfo

change the name of your org, make them play wack-a-mole.

Damn, I thought I had a lot. Just checked and its only 500, with about 60 sitting in the “backlog”

Bro that Robocop game is petty good.

lol he even voted against his own plan. Imagine being the schmuck who was the one dissenting vote

I hate to break it to you, but Americans are exceedingly inculcated with the idea of exiling racial groups.

This is the only “social media” I use, alsthough its really more like a message board than modern social media.

Well yeah if I gotta have calories then I might as well get drunk too

I call sparkling water “Sparkle Boys” does that count?

I mean I cant be mad at cake

On a hot day, its like having armor on for a lil while. Like bring on 90 degrees Fahrenheit, my skin is made of ice!

This reminds me of a time when i used to subscribe to Hydro Homies and there was always someone in the comments tryna hawk a Berkey water filter.

Im one of those dumbasses that likes a cold shower.

Its from Succession, one of the characters lets his failson run the rocket division and the rocket explodes.

Did you go down? I heard you went down

He’s lookin in the pantry for whatever magical thing you’re eating comes from

meh, its still not inconvenient enough to pay 10+ dollars a month. The state of adverts online is so egregious that I would probably sooner stop watching Youtube than pay or put up with ads.

I call my cat “hey bitch”

yeah… ya’ll really dumb enough to ignore every sign this was going to happen. Thing is, you were always racist. You’re just upset that your wealth is at risk from voting in a psychopath that doesnt care about anybody but himself.