Hey! This guy doesn’t know why we smuggle ants!

Somebody else tell them why and I’ll just listen to make sure it’s right.

Doom Eternal

CHOO-CHOO is a solid hit from this album

Finally, spelunky at 120fps

Split Fiction

Monster Hunter Wilds

I second this. It’s lightly gory and morbid but mostly a comedy. And a cult classic that will help them feel “in” when it’s referenced. But not too inappropriate for kids that age, in my opinion.

Doom 64

I have a friend who is related to a guy who owns ~12 car dealerships and that guy is FILTHY rich. As in: 3rd home in Telluride CO is a 5,000sf “cabin.” Owns two small yachts.

But also, imagine a job market suddenly flooded by car salespeople… shudders

Everything from Jody Hill / Danny McBride: Eastbound & Down, Vice Principals, Righteous Gemstones all have amazing soundtracks.

Black Myth: Wukong

Makes me think of that picture of the navy admiral where he had a scope on backwards. Ike looks like he’s held a gun before.

…truckles?

Good book (and pretty decent show adaptation) The Terror provides a supernatural explanation… that also includes cannibalism

I’m not sure if it’s the wildest but the first that comes to mind is “John Dies at the End”

But do you think it has cute babies?

I just watched the documentary (joking, mostly) Purple Rain again a couple weeks ago and the Kid (Prince’s character) is definitely abusive to his love interest. He plays cruel pranks on her, gaslights her, and publicly humiliates her. But it’s all okay because he’s Prince and they’re probably in love.

No helium is He

NITRO BLAZE

I know it’s ludicrous to need to ask for permission. I’m sure they won’t get it.