That Mariah Carey one. You know the one.

Could Pico Park work? The Steam Deck is already in a protective case ;)

But he apparently posted a clean drug test the other day! He can’t be on coke NOW. /s

I can see the blue and black clearly when i tilt the phone screen away from my face… I always see white and gold first, even though I know it isn’t.

Oh fuck you’re right. How do I never notice this?

I refuse to own a printer. On the odd occasion I need to print something and I’m not at work, the local copy place can do it for fuck all and I don’t need to worry about ink subscriptions or the print queue not working that day.

Airbus: Wrr wrr wrr wrr wrr

Me: I feel safer already

The Ice Pirates.

Ron Perlman and one of the funniest fight scenes from the 80s.

Literally EVERYTHING!

https://youtu.be/pjCzRxyw8fw

Every day I become a little more like Ron Swanson.

If the people running the place couldn’t be fucked writing a single sentence to describe their dish, I’m ordering elsewhere.

I dunno man, Animal once beat Dave Grohl in a drum-off…

I used to work as a vacuum salesperson, and one day I noticed an older model unloved Bissell, brand new, on clearance.

Someone had fucked up and set staff discount price to $0.01.

That is the most thrilling vacuum purchase of my life and nothing will get close

Those are the actions of someone who has dealt with The Public

Well they’re obviously letting me know that my windshield is dirty, so I fire up the washers. So considerate!

“I made money, what’s the problem?”

Goddamnit I even did the voice on my head as I read your post. Well done

“Heetler… ees… out of de way.”

/cue Hell March

I’d lean more towards the stray.

Our fatass tuxie ran out the front door on a whim one night to go have an adventure. He never goes out at night.

Came back 20 minutes later with one of his claws bleeding. It appears as though he got spooked by something and tried to run up a tree but forgot to retract his claws well enough.