Condoms doing what they were made for. Keeping the weiner juices in
None, they likely got promoted
Don’t Touch Willie, Hmm good advice
How dare you make me feel my age!
No no no, not police violence. Firm peace enforcement
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You see how this comment got down voted a bunch? Seems like the community disagrees. The meme was funny because we can relate to that feeling of our joke not landing. Your other posts didn’t land, not the end of the world.
It really is a fucking dope sticker.
“I’m Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome, and I recognize the country of Palesdome, er, Palestine”
I recommend going to a shelter and explaining your living situation. They care alot about finding the right homes for the animals and won’t pressure you into someone who isn’t right for your situation. Don’t go in expecting to adopt someone the first day, trust your heart but don’t rush anything. They all have their own personalities, don’t discount the shy ones they can become the most loving.
Outside of that, don’t declaw cats, don’t dock tail or ears, do have dew claws removed on dogs if the vet approves. Spay and nuetur.
Most importantly, just do your homework. This is a great place to start and I applaud you for asking. Find a vet near you, figure out costs, have what you need before your furbaby comes home.
I wish you the best!
Luke to Darth Vader “Anakin I am your son!”
“…no…” slowly pushes cheese burger and shotgun under the rug
JACK KNIFE THAT TROLLEY!!!
sorry for yelling
Flip it back and forth as fast as you can and see if you can get it to jack knife
To me it’s one of his most iconic lines, it really shows how smart he can be when he wants to be a pain in the ass. He planned that WAY ahead of time, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he planned to get her to push him down the stairs.
The episode where Lisa babysits Bart? Bases souly on the animation quality and the bump on his forehead.
I don’t know the joke
My favorite scean of the episode is when Lisa tells him to go to bed and finds him eating bread in the kitchen. “Ooohh you said go to BED, I thought you said go to BREAD”
Have you tried ‘rubber ducky programming’? I’m not a programmer but the trick has helped me with other things when I hit a wall like your talking about. Basically you have a rubber duck with you and when you have a bug or issue, you back up and explain each peice and what it’s supposed to do to the duck. The duck doesn’t know programming so you have to explain it like it’s, well, a duck. This helps slow down your thoughts and focus more on what each line does individually. As an electrican it helps me trouble shoot problems without opening up everything.
Hopefully this helps but I know each of us are different and what helps me may not help you. I know how hard it is to set a problem down when your in the thick of it. As a perfectionist I have to tell myself, it’s good enough, constantly or I’ll spend 3 days on something that should take 1.
Ford Prefect - an alien from betelguse who chose then name Ford Prefect as it was “nicely inconsicuos”. Douglas Adams later explained in an interview that Ford thought the dominant species on earth were cars. In the shitty film adaptation he is almost run over by a car while trying to greet it.
Don’t forget to marinate it over night to really lock in the ram
Mustache wax is essential but practice makes perfect. You can get mustache curlers off Amazon that I have used and provide some serious curls. You still need wax, and you look dumb as hell with them on but the result speak for themselves.
That being said every mustache is different and if yours is like mine, each half will NEVER match. NEVER. NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPEND. Luckily, no one but you will notice or care.