Or Curt Connors

57% chance of thunderstorms

Go, unreasonably buff bird!

I know this one, you have to stick it with a plasma nade in the back after it charges. Watch out for the fuel rod gun though

Hey man, the first 4 may have been failures but Babylon 5 is worth it

Do it, or are you a chicken?

Apollo and Gemini? This is a clown show by NASA standards. Please tell the class how many times it took Mercury to not blow up.

The kicker is that NASA did it all for the first time. Musk has the benefit of all that experience, he’s just too full of himself to use it. I mean really, skipping the deluge system isn’t a “lesson learned”, it’s a fucking embarassment.

Promising the moon eventually, and nothing much now, isn’t how you run an engineering shop, it’s how you run a VC scam.

Or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc

To say he was doing something useful at the time, instead of being a dickhead. Line of duty, probably means the city pays the medical bills.

Knowledge Fight is a podcast that exists to clown on Alex Jones, and occasionally other people like him. Being from KF means you are a comedian from Chicago and incredibly based.

At this point, “doesn’t suck” is variety on its own

Drafting of rockets is actually pretty common, it’s just the Computer Aided kind

✨️🤝✨️

CG-121: hold my vodka

Maybe he meant that in the other way :)

If only there was some kind of office whose entire purpose was to do diplomacy like this with every country on the planet

Did the front fall off?

You should graduate to hating him for being exploitative, fake, and overpaid.

/c/nottheonion

Well he certainly thinks he reigns