Comeback sucks, stick to advocating for microplastics in everyone’s balls

When they don’t help, it proves they are malicious. When they do help, this is but a skillful ploy to put us off our guard

-The comments

“Ah but you see, we have been made dependent on oil!” Yeah dude, that’s the whole point, that’s why people are roasting to death in the thousands under heat domes right now for the wealth of a few petroleum corporations. This is on the level of “Don’t you realize that if we destroy capitalism, nobody will be able to pay rent??” Just a missing of the point so total and comprehensive that it would actually make me less annoyed if it was on purpose.

Takes things personally right away and isn’t yet very good at sarcasm or snark. But you know, that could just be and awkward adult too

He also stated that Russia earns the most from selling oil and gas, and that “truly professional people agree that starting in 2025, Russia will fall economically.”

The Coming Collapse of Russia

Zelenskyy emphasised that Russian President Vladimir Putin is terrified of an angry Russian society.

and do not be afraid of what will happen to Russia after Putin. As soon as the West stops worrying about what would happen to Russia without Putin, Russia without Putin will happen sooner," the president said.

Our ideal plans for Russia? Just don’t worry about it bro

Have they tried bombing Yemen?

All of them except one that I call the Bill Hicks Gambit

It’s like she heard the most fascist, Arendtian, creepypasta-esque version of Not One Step Back and thought “waow cool, let’s do that”

Nah don’t worry about it boss you can totally drive through the untermensch lines and raze Moscow if you just believe hard enough. Kick in the door, let’s see that rotten structure come down! You just need to believe! WAAAAAGGHHH SLAVA UKRANIIII!!

Lol

The one where Matt Berry’s character freaks out and dumps his girlfriend after finding out she’s trans, and we’re meant to be sort of on his side

My friend showed me IT crowd for the first time and I loved it, but then we got to That Episode

Their thuggish displays of intimidation, our rare flexes

They know the US mercenaries and 45 year old conscripts they’ve been loosening the rules to allow are rocket food in their first major engagement with an opponent that isn’t farmers in flip flops.

Germany is so happy they get to support another genocide while also calling everyone else antisemitic. They’re like a cat rolling around in catnip, they’re really feeling themselves rn

That’s the kind of energy we need over here

Just the big ones, most days. What is consciousness, why are we here, what’s the point, how does one reconcile the importance of love with an uncaring nightmare universe where almost everything must kill to survive, etc

Criticism of excessive casualties

Good god, Russian propagandists have even infiltrated the UAF’s war room