Lol, not mine. Good fucking luck to you chumps living below the arctic circle though!

Moo milk or man milk?

That’s what I call it when my SO gives me a BJ when she has a fever.

Ita, fili mi.

Procreo, ergo sum

It’s Lemmy so I’m just going to go ahead and ask… How big’s yer walloper mate?

Am a biologist, can confirm.

I’m not saying op should have drawn it by hand. I’m saying he should have made a triceramisu and taken a photo.

Slop

In 1970 a group of soviet researchers set out to investigate the deep seismic and thermal properties of the Baltic shield. They set about drilling the hole on the kola peninsula and after a number of setbacks they finally reached the current deapth of 12262 m in 1989. To this day it is the deepest hole on the planet by several km.

But, in their 19 years of drilling, those soviet scientists didn’t bore that hole as much as you’ve just bored me.

Good day.

Ouch!

Either way, I think we can agree that millennials know what film is. Many of us have even developed it ourselves. You know back when people were thought things other than app development and learned helplessness.

Mate I’m a millennial and I had my photos developed at the chemists. You’re thinking of gen z.

Gardening, fishing, skiing, hunting, making furniture, building boats, long road trips with the family.

Basically typical retirement shit.

relevant

It’s always mango season when all your fruit is shipped in from Ghana.

The teachers frowned on us saying cunt.

Yeah I have friends in San Jose and Methdesto they say the water situation is pretty grim. Not exactly a concern here.I’m planning on setting up an automatic watering thing on the balcony, but that’s more to do with laziness than water conservation.

Basically my situation is that I have to start plants inside and get them up to a decent size by mid may. I then have until mid September at which point growth is basically at a standstill due to the cold. First hard freeze usually comes in early October.

They’re always up to shit like that. They like derailing cargo trains in Scandinavia too.