I got thrown of thinking they meant 'til, but they mean TIL= Today I Learned

That’s the first danger I thought of with masked plainclothes (secret) police who don’t identify themselves. Human traffickers can put on the same getup and kidnap someone in broad daylight and people would assume they are law enforcement.

My MAGA cousin sent me pics of that avatar calling it his waifu, and I pointed out that it was the girl from Death Note. I then encouraged him to watch the anime since it is good. Sadly, he has not followed through with that suggestion.

Maybe they were quoting Trump

Maybe there were dual booting Windows and then a Windows update broke the boot partition

Depends how pedantic you want to be. A large portion of Russian land is in Asia.

My MAGA family member sent me an instagram post of a screenshot of a Mayo Clinic article headline that said measles prevents some forms of cancer, so we should just let it run wild.

Ignore the fact that the natural form of measles has the risk of causing too many complications and long term negative health effects to be considered effective, and the cancer prevention research is on genetically modified strain specific to fighting cancer cells. Naturally, the instagram post did not link to the full article.

Who is the Judas that took him out, though?

When I go to a protest with friends/family we leave our phones at home and then use basic walkie talkies. It’s open channel, so no privacy, but the main goal is to just communicate basics like “I’m safe.” We predetermine a couple of locations to meet up at if things get rough and we’re separated.

That’s really cool! It sounds like it was hella fun.

Specifically more female billionaires, so women can finally achieve equality!

At that point, it basically circles back to horses.

disgusting squishy, drippy blushing slut of a vegetable

Tomatoes are actually a fruit, not a vegetable.

In sci-fi proper that is also a plot point of Isaac Asimov’s The Foundation. The giant galactic empire collapses and all the scholars are holed up on a planet to preserve knowledge. They then go out to other planets and give technology, but everyone is so ignorant that it seems like magic and the scholars kind of roll with it.

True! I tried looking around for one, but after scrolling through 5 long pages of search results I settled on using an image that could get the job done.

Everyone has different comfort levels when interacting with people. Try and find situations where you feel it would be less of a bother. For example, if Spanish is a language you are learning, you can go to a Spanish or Latin American restaurant, and mention you want to practice. It is worth asking if the server speaks the language, so as not to assume.

You mean die?

I think they mean “unalive”

Slop gobbler

I propose combining the two to make “Slopper.”

Edit: Another comment below made the same suggestion first.

These cows look cute. On the other hand, one night I was driving through farmland on a dark and stormy night and my windshield wipers were grimey. I pulled over to wipe off the grime, and in the piercing light of the headlights I saw about 10 cows walk over to check out what was going on. The reduced visibility due to the rain made them look more menacing, lol.

my flavor of insane is incompatible with somebody else flavour of insane

Acknowledging that both (or more, I aint judging) parties of the relationship bring their own flavor of insanity truly is the foundation to good relationships.