I paint with knives/scrapers almost exclusively. I think that makes it a bit manly.

Sure is! I stand corrected.

It freaks me out to hear Kids by Animal Collective* when I’m selecting cabbage.

‘Wow, this store is hip and with it!’

: Trips on a radicchio and shatters hip:

*It was by MGMT, actually.

I’ve seen the YouTube channel Hat Films do a three player co-op in it.

It’s Mr. Beans’ accent technically Upper Class Twit?

I’m glad I rebuilt my PC before they started requiring a rainbow clown wig on top of every module.

I was briefly a star at work when all of the terminals updated to Win 11. I was the only dude that knew how to move the start button back to the lower left corner.

It’s cranes, all the way up!

That’s my favorite Aphex Twin single.

And it takes them two winters to fill a toddler sized pothole in front of my flat. /Boomerrant/

A what?

Ia! Nyar-Cr’anethotep! The dark mother of a thousand girders!

You simply need a BIGGER crane to build the Big Crane.

Kind of like how homeland security went away after we won the war on terror? /S

Historically, he doesn’t even pay his lawyers. Just moves on to a new team when the old one realizes it isn’t getting paid.

Same thing with every contractor he’s ever hired.

I don’t want Ohio anywhere near my family.

Reminding me of my ex that lost 20 pounds eating lettuce wrapped bacon cheeseburgers from Wendy’s and sugar free candy then gained 50 pounds on the rebound.

: warms up netti pot:

I am immune to your punishment.

I think it’s more efficient if people get a few hundred dollar boost every week to spend when and wherever they please, rather then stand in line and receive whatever obtuse handout the government has decided they deserve.

I mean, Jesus has limitless love, right?