millennials killing the divorce market smh

There’s this old Hong Kong show called Step into the Past and there’s a wooden “sword” that looks just like that. If I came across this that’s a keeper for sure!

It’s never occurred to me that I can lick neon

When I went too far transforming the terrain in Rollercoaster Tycoon

My brother, when he was playing Overwatch back then, was killed by someone called Kim Jong Skillz

I find it mind boggling that there are actually guerrillas in your area and people, schools, etc. felt safe enough to camp there? Damn. Stay safe out there!

I need something more modern. How many sauce packets is that?

After striking themselves this is a close 2nd of funniest Metallica strikes

Never mind the evidence being altered, their own damn patch isn’t even correct

We’re playing over Discord and I got the quieter one to roleplay and scream “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY!” loud enough that their mom come in and check-in on them. Kinda proud of that one.

Depending on how cool you are maybe if you start singing it they’ll stop

Here I though offline mode for The Crew 2 was a small step in the right direction or an olive branch. This is what I get for being optimistic I guess lol

It’s an alien iceberg that has travelled back to its home planet

eyes, brows, chin, and other parts of the body

She’s made it to the promise land

Oh wow I’ve known about this bridge for awhile now and I never knew they have an automatic light like that. Man, they really tried everything lol

The cheery on top of this shit sundae is truly him framing Ross as some bully sending his toxic fan base against him when Ross has given him more than enough grace and benefit of the doubt

That’s streets ahead

change my mind

can’t change my mind

I printed 200 labels at work all with a typo on it, so I had to print 200 more. Good thing the only thing that cost me was my time lol