This sent me into stupid giggles by the end

Did you read the article? This was only for income driven plans on a path to forgiveness. If you had that and refinanced anyway, that’s on you.

Bad fake texts

And I can’t take off the hat because then I’m Hitler.

I think the formatting leaves it to sound like a punch line

This is what moving forward should look like. As someone in the US, I with someone with power would apologize to all the nations in the Middle East and central/South America that we have systematically torn apart and destroyed. Unfortunately, democracy is overridden by the republic here. Slava Ukraine!

But how dare the working class let off a little steam and buy weed, alcohol, coffee, whatever to relax. Then they’re just not appropriating their funds properly. I know it’s ridiculous, but I’ve heard it so much that I have to stop myself from feeling bad about my weekly latte. God forbid I spend $6 on a latte that equates to the same portion of my money as $250,000 to go down in a tin can to the titanic to see it on a tiny tv screen.

I love how innocent children are