Are Saturday jobs still a thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P4RWI-LbrE

Skim through, you’ll definitely have heard some of the melodies before in passing.

Very common insult if you watched Nickelodeon in the 90s

Checking voicemail?

Sure grandma, let’s get you to bed.

No more landlords either. Get in!

A reminder that facial recognition software is regularly found to be no more accurate than random chance.

🎶 Don’t pay the Furby man

I thought we were banning catharsis?

I spend time on google maps just browsing, learning where different places are in the world.

One time someone put a blurred out map showing their location and I knew exactly where they were.

I promise never to use this power for evil.

This is this generation’s Smart Car.

A.K.A the dumbest of cars.

Get a lighter roast, roasting the beans kills the caffeine.

I don’t remember this episode of Deep Space Nine…

We are paying attention but we all feel like there’s nothing we can do to stop it so we try to numb the pain.

Zuckerberg is trying so hard to be as hated as Musk.

https://youtu.be/j2b-wTJ8x3E

I am sorry he has to do it twice.

The people who saw this one of the last 4 times it’s been posted.

So you’re saying you won’t take the vaccine out of a general sense of shellfishness.

No.

Sold to an “investment” firm.

That’s that then. It’ll be plundered, all value extracted, staff sacked, shops closed and in 10 years we’ll see a “Remember Poundland? What happened to them?” on Buzzfeed UK.