My love language is calling in sick. lol

Oh, I was fully aware—they’re all tracked.

But I’ve never had someone follow up with me afterward.

Thank you. I’m going to look into this.

Which one?

Anon lookin relatable as fuck tbh

I always feel like I’m behind enemy lines because i work with a bunch of fuckin bigots.

I lit them up once in one of those anonymous surveys. Yeah, a rep followed up with me afterward. lmao
But I’ll fuckin do it again, too.

Hey assholes, you know the ethics trainings we keep getting forced to take? You’re fucking welcome.

I love when a short chain of two comments have the same upvotes. People came here, liked the comments and thought:
“Yep, succinct. No notes.”
and moved along.

Beautiful.

Ahhh now I’ve fucked it

I hope they have some real mix-ups planned. I enjoy it but it is starting to get a little stale.

I really like the ones that are ultra-practical. Handles, curtain hangars, The Gatalog, adapters, pieces that fix broken things, etc.

But my ultimate favorite is the velocity stack i made for my car intake. lol

How fucking sad and embarassing is it that if this comment was out of contect we wouldn’t know who you’re talking about because of how many options there are.

I’m going to miss so many wonderful people i met while they were on visas.

I’ve seen this credited to the Economic Policy Institute but i can’t verify. It’s been around so much that i can’t find anything.

I found an article that pointed here (EPI) for a source but 🤷‍♂️

Ew. What are you, an infant?

All the cool kids like Marvel movies.

/s

Don’t worry, it’s pretty high on /all now. :^)

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The cruelty
Is the point

A busy and tired populace is a kompliant populace.

Think of how resistant we will all be aoon as the plastic takes over our bodies!

I hate him and because of that find the character very interesting.

Because he’s a piece of shit that deserves it.

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