And the Undertaker did nothing about all this?

Was Elektronik angeht hab ich bisher nur gute Erfahrungen mit Galaxus gemacht.

I’m having déjà vu.

Non-anglophones, is this a thing you can relate to? I’ve never been told “das Mitochondrium ist das Kraftwerk der Zelle” or anything like it, at least not nearly to the extent that anglophones seem to, so much so that it’s forever burnt into their brain folds apparently.

Können wir bitte “to roll out” nicht mit “ausrollen” übersetzen? BITTE?!

At uni, a teacher of mine once wrote on the blackboard:

Paris in the
the spring

and then had a bunch of people read it out loud. I didn’t get to read it out but the entire time this was going on I was sitting there, questioning my sanity because none of the people chosen to read seemed to notice the second “the”.

That said, I’ve had a few glasses so fuck you.

… how in the fuck is that relevant?

Not and n/a, cis woman, too old for this shit. I kind of manage to get rid of any rubbish eventually and to avoid mould but people aren’t allowed in the flat. Somehow I never learnt the necessary self discipline and skills for keeping a space presentable, even though my mum was stay-at-home and kept her household shipshape. She just seems to have forgotten to teach me how to do anything. Is what I tell myself while ignoring that my younger sister has little issue in this regard. In my defense, I have ADHD and chronic fatigue.

If there’s any (any!) magic spell I’d like to be able to do, it’s “Eene meene kidney bean, my flat is now clean - hex hex!” I don’t need money or fame or whatever, just a spell to have a clean living space. I can work from there.

Huh.

adding missing information

Did you mean: hallucinate on purpose?

Wasn’t he going to lay off the ketamine for a while?

Edit: … i hadnt seen the More Context and now i need a fucking beer or twnety fffffffffu-

That’s because you’re weak, Amy. Weak.

You need to find ways to convey your intended tone of voice, that’s just the way it is. You could add a smiley. Even “Cool!” already looks a lot more enthusiastic than a dry “Cool.” with a full stop.

food made by a food replicator

Did you mean: something that is outside of the possibilities of modern technology and is thus far enough from reality to be easily dismissed as irrelevant and not relatable?

Edit: not to mention, food colouring has no purpose (other than ooh shiny), whereas food replicators would solve SO MANY PROBLEMS.

“Ohne zu versuchen, etwas zu übertreiben” hat mir den Tag verdorben.

That’s assuming far too much active interest on Dread Cthulhu’s part in what happens to this insect.

“INTO the lagoon”, you say? Promise?

Man… This whole “the show is about change” thing? Yeah, sure, but does that mean everything HAS to be radically different every time just so that it is different? Things aren’t automatically good just because they’re different, even on a show “about change”.

“I thought a man in a suit would be stupid so I obviously did the only other option, big fucking skeleton that doesn’t do anything worth mention.”

(Disclaimer: Time People being eaten has never stopped them from coming back.)