A lot of people do, obviously, or this wouldn’t be a thing.

You can see it as living in fear, if that’s what helps you, I just see it as being as prepared as I can.

I’m happy for you, but all it takes is one time. No reason not to have an extra backup.

I’m just saying it’s always good to have a backup, and it doesn’t cost you a thing. You never know what’s gonna happen, so redundancy is a good thing.

What happens if somehow your phone gets broken? I always get a paper pass printed out just in case.

Ah, goatse… Those were the days…

Kills the career they intended to have before working at Costco

I just got one that’s literally a sticker stuck to the inside of my windshield

I still quote Sam Jackson’s “assumption” line regularly

Ok, I think I’m gonna need some context for this one, I’m actually pretty intrigued

Edit: thanks for the context! It all makes sense now. I’ve seen the movie a couple times in the past, just never read the graphic novel.

Much of the time I can’t even make out the lyrics, so I listen to music the same way

The theorem states that given an infinite amount of time, which is outside the realm of the life of the universe.

Don’t forget step 2, putting the bread in sideways

What does the first sentence in the post say?

Great argument. How about buy your shit from actual stores, whether online or brick and mortar. Believe it or not, we actually managed to get by for millennia without amazon

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

Slot a penny in the back and it’ll do wheelies

MRE crackers

Makes sense. They’re all weird-ass dipshits

But they said yeats…