I, officially, declare myself as grand-emperor of the US. I declare, officially, that all dissenters shall be silenced. I declare, using official declaration of course, that all those richer than I owe me 100% of their assets for the rest of eternity. I officially decree that no government official, except for myself, can leave their building of work, can excuse themselves from their position, and cannot access the Internet, watch television, listen to radio broadcasts, or read books of any kind. And they have to bring their own lunches every day. Breaking any rule is punishable by exile to the Mariana trench. Exiles will be given one submersible operated by a Logitech gamepad. Making all of these rules officially of course, wouldn’t want them to be criminal acts.

Bro just said no and then they realized it was illegal so they couldn’t do it.

Is he Naruto running or offering a hug?

Skill issue.

If you mess up and lose your job as a politician for lying, then you weren’t good enough at weeding out truthfulness to be a politician.

No, Google is all AI disinformation now, better just go directly to the website itself.

Laser guided ballistics tank qualification+

Good for them. Maybe they could go work for NASA when all is said and done.

Good thing the justice system is a scam and a hoax. Can’t wait to hear how rigged this trial was tonight and for the next 3 weeks on fair and balanced FOX news. They should run together. Biden Jr/Trump 2024 - double the felons, double the fun.

Lol xD oopsie woopsie I killed ur planet plz forgive lolkthnx!1!! <3

Linux keeps winning by doing nothing.

7.7 billion divided by 160,000 is average ~480,000 of loan money per person. So they bailed out a large chunk of rich kids going to expensive private schools. Cool.

People hated them, because they told the truth.

Getting swole on the tears of my enemies.

https://killedbygoogle.com/

Actually, could I get that as a large instead?

True, but I would struggle to beat them in a 2nd amendment debate.

Seems like you’ve basically figured it out.

Time to switch to dota. Smite 2 also coming out soon…

Her foot is dangerously close to what appears to be a landmine.

It smells like you da toilet.