No, sorry. Sometimes I don’t want to answer a question and just feel like being a smartass to hopefully get a chuckle from a handful of people.

Xotic56 has you covered.

Isn’t the care being unaffordable the whole point of the act?

What didn’t they screw up?

This is zombocom and welcome to you have come to zombocom!

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SPLITTER!

IT’S A SANDAL!

It’s meant to keep you playing after you stop enjoying said game. Besides, pay once? Shit like this is very often paired with the free-to-play and microstransactions model.

They’re nothing but a skinner box that’s supposed to keep you playing games for longer. It’s the same type of instant gratification built into most mobile game, but applied to everything else.

Some people just enjoy getting a reaction out of people, I guess.

There’s been a lot more negative karma farmers lately.

Or maybe it’s just one troll with multiple accounts.

The joke could use more polish.

A lot of companies turned to utter shit over the years but Blizzard hit me the hardest I think.

Weird way to write Pistol Whip.

Valve invented or normalised a ton of crap that’s plaguing modern gaming: game launchers, always online DRM, microtransactions, achivements, lootboxes…

I’m not saying you should stop using Steam. Go ahead, buy the Frame, VR is awesome and it looks like a really solid headset, but do it without kissing Gabe’s ass if you can. Corpos are not your friends.

Early speculations were around $1200.

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The truth is, the test was rigged from the start.

They been scrapin’ dope rhymes up off the kitchen floor, just to survive!

Looks like the movie version of Zaphod.