What’s the old saying about: if one woman can make a baby in 9 months, 9 women should be able to make a baby in 1 month

spot on

NDAs rarely cover anything if you take it to a court

Yes and no. Read some WWII history

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Oklahoma

No we haven’t

I would beat the absolute shit out of this bitch if he tried that

Correct lol we suck. Except food in OKC is actually pretty freaking solid

Incorrect

Let them fucking secede if they want to make their own rules so bad. As we say in Oklahoma, it’s 11:30 and Texas still sucks

That’s not how trespass works. You have to be “noticed” that you are not welcome on the property. Once you are on notice you have trespassed if you haven’t left

You never know 😉

Naw, you gotta run the business into the ground so you can activate your golden parachute

I’m gonna be pedantic for a second, hanged* not “hung”

Yeah no shit

I completely and totally forgot about pedo bear

Florida republicans are going to tank their own economy/workforce then Pikachu-face when they get fucked over

Well now that cow is stuck in my head thanks

Nice