

Depends on if I’m mad at myself…
“I should go get some food.”
“You fucking idiot.”
Depends on if I’m mad at myself…
“I should go get some food.”
“You fucking idiot.”
Try tuning off as many lights as you can. Then open a door that has light coming through it. Show it the way out…
Buildings, automobiles, power lines…
I’m stealing this good stranger.
Is that the lady from the magic bus?
Put me down for a RUBRUB…
Wait, it’s a sandwich?
Dude has “Lil” in his name and Eminem is lame? Projection, much?
Gotta say something controversial to stay relevant.
Didn’t know it was such a problem…
"It’s clearly says b, e, a, n, s on the screen! " Trump
"It’s photoshopped. " reporter
"It’s right there on the screen! " Trump
"We’ll just have to agree to disagree. " reporter
Her knees wouldn’t bend backwards, her thighs would get shorter and her feet would get longer…
Edit:spelling
“Eric Trump breaks ground.” What, did he fall on his face?
I had a little plastic army guy go missing from my diorama. Turns out, he was in the charging port,of my phone. :)
My dogs would love one of these!
No, but seriously, this sucks.