Jaywarbs

Florida sexual assaults drop to 0!

Isn’t this the guy that people sometimes joke is Tommy Wiseau?

You should get Pop Qwiz - the stuff from the early 90s that came in different colors and you’d find out what it was when you opened the bag.

Through a glass, frostedly

The American Dollar

We hear church bells all the time, so this seems reasonable.

A 4.5 hour cut of Napoleon Dynamite directed by Ridley Scott? I’m in.

They’re “driveway enhancers”.

No, and nobody in my immediate family has owned a manual since the early 90s. I’m 34 and in the US.

Thanks for explaining - yes I misunderstood and thought you were saying that those who were mad a bakery refused to serve gay people shouldn’t try to ban anyone else from their own stores. Sorry about that and thanks for explaining!

I didn’t even realize he was a real person. I thought that “Joe the Plumber” was just a name they used in the debates to signify some kind of common person.

Being gay and being a cop are not at all the same. One is a sexual orientation and one is a job. Cops chose their job.

Everyone has to skip instead of walking.

It’s by Sabotage, who did The Messenger. That game’s music is crazy good too.

They got this wrong too - the emoji is the glasses and mustache one.

I was going to ask how you feel about Pretzel Ti🥨e, but then I saw that they turned into Pretzelmaker.

Maybe 14 minutes??

There’s a Doordash+ option that takes away some delivery fees. I don’t normally pay for it but you get a year free with your Amazon Prime account.

Have them do the Voynich Manuscript too!

I remember in 4th grade (age 10) my class was shown “The Movie”, which described basic sexual functions. I distinctly remember the words semen and ejaculation being used, not because I actually learned the meanings, but because I thought they sounded funny. I’d say that the concept gender is actually easier to describe than the biology of sex and reproduction.