Musk isn’t a natural born citizen of the US and therefore can’t be President or VP

Everett is a fan of the concept of severance

TIL all the Narnia kids except Susan die in a train crash, tf??

Damn he stepped into that one

Los Angeles? Pretty confident none of their big races are gonna be turned by this

That is the ugliest damn cat

I’m engaged in your comment

The carpet in the bathroom is the bigger problem

1. Aetna CVS Caremark
2. Cigna Express Scripts
3. fucking ticketmaster
4. Google
5. Kroger (and they want to merge AGAIN?)

Let’s start here for now

I was gonna say deny him status (or otherwise be unfair)

Love how there doesn’t even appear to be a baseman threatening to get him out

I’m so thankful with this latest SLAMMING he clearly has no shot of winning.

That robot DROID voice was creepy hahaha

TIL doff is the opposite of don

If Harris wins MI WI PA but loses AZ NV NC GA, that Omaha district is her 270th electoral vote.

Cause 269-269 is probably a win for Trump. So this could matter quite a bit.

Totally hear you and that’s what we got to legislate against. Thank you for telling another tale of their abuse.

Independent pharmacist here

We’ve lost over 9 pharmacies a day in 2024 because of these guys who do everything they can to steer you to their mail order pharmacies.

They’re absolutely killing us and killing access. Please, do not use mail order.

She left Larry when he got too ridiculous. Let’s see it happen irl

Welcome to our city, really great story.

I would literally be shocked if they enforced a rule that everyone else has to follow on a celebrity billionaire