Also ENT: What if decon gel had feelings.

I dry stuff inside on a rack like this. I’ve got a yard, but that yard is full of birds who like to sit and shit on my clean clothes.

Sheets and towels go in the dryer though.

A hotter, hornier version of me…?

Fuck James Comey. He enabled the orange twatwaffle every chance he got in the name of A Higher Loyalty ^TM Now he’s on fucking instagram shit posting vague threats like he’s 14 and this is deep? He just wants attention so he can sell his trashy crime novels. Fuck you James.

Maybe California should stop funding the feds.

This was five months ago. The MPs haka sparked national protest and a nine day march against the Treaty Principles Bill, which did not pass. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_Principles_Bill

She got a mini me 😻

My cat chose to move in with me after being feral. She still spends the day outdoors, comes home for dinner, couch sleeping and breakfast.

She is taken to the vet against her will for vaccinations etc, but that’s really the only loss of autonomy she has.

But like 12% derpy.

At the very least, he’s forcing the DNC to show its ass. Nobody thinks it’s because of a procedural concern.

He did convince lawmakers that white Afrikaners need US refugee status… so there’s there that.

I can’t see it on .world

look how it flies, we’ll be gone soon

what’s flying? meteor? comet?

time.

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Forgot slow blinks.

The first time my usual Taco Bell order cost $25 instead of $15 I said “How much?? Are you sure??” He sheepishly said “ Yeah… we raised our prices because of Covid. Do you want to cancel your order?”

It’s not going to go back down.

How do you “ almost” get seriously ill?

Ready for a bit of the old ultra violence…

I can be the resident herbalist/potion specialist.

People will think you’re Mormon