You’re stronger than me, friend. I’ve lost faith in people long ago.

But he didn’t do anything. Luigi and the guy in the security camera look nothing alike.

Oh yeah. At a stop sign or traffic light, slow traffic, kinda rested my arms on the wheel and hit the horn on accident. Felt like an ass.

I mean, haven’t several world leaders come out and said “Yeah, we haven’t talked with him about this at all”? The only thing that could surprise me about this administration anymore would be doing something USEFUL or “good” for the widespread populace and not just the 1%.

I mean, they DO make the camera disappear.

I’m hoping we get ranked choice voting more widespread because of it.

That’s ridiculous. We won’t have oceans that far in the future.

For even more warning, a child made through procreation via a love potion also loses their nose.

No, that’s boba. Booba are the birds with blue feet.

I’ve heard several stories of people taking advantage of their attempts at hiding ICE personnel, but very few stories of people fighting back against what could very well be a broad daylight kidnapping. I really do wonder what the fallout of that will bring. It’s one of those things that you expect to happen.

Didn’t we JUST send more weapons to Israel? Loving the double standard here.

Speak for yourself. I prefer the one at my work. Quiet, arguably cleaner. It’s the superior choice for me.

His problem was that he wanted the money shot. He wanted the head to explode. With as many shots as he fired, he could’ve easily hit that blubbering land mass trump calls a body multiple times.

Does Ben Stiller play as an enemy soldier, where they both get separated from the main fight and have to work together to survive in hilarious and charming ways to end the movie somehow also ending the overarching conflict?

Don’t forget the wifi not connecting or staying connected, keeping it from getting updates for reasons mortals aren’t supposed to know.

Because of the quality of the image, the seal of Kentucky looks like a penis. Appropriate.

Well, I’ve just sent emails to the representatives that I could. Probably half of the ones from my state prevented emails from going out because my address didn’t fall in their district.

I see that people are still blaming the left for radicalizing things. That dumb fuck who typed that dumb fuck comment won’t acknowledge the sources proving him wrong, saying “they aren’t harassing citizens”. I fucking hate people who can’t admit they were wrong. Even worse when it leads to suffering.

Jokes on you. I watched 9/11 in elementary school.

I do appreciate how the one country that DIDN’T retaliate for massive bombs dropped on them is represented here.