Not a lady, but I have been married for over 10 years and recently started to diet for the first time due to some medical issues. A few months in, she has actually commented on how much better it tastes. It’s less bitter and more sweet, is what she said. Guess it does work. It kind of makes me want to go all out and add a glass of pineapple juice every day.

She has always been one of my 5 favorite reddit finds.

I’ve been married 11 years now, and we kind of have been going through a resurgence lately. She has been giving me head like every day if not every other and trying some new moves out that drive me wild. On the other hand she finally got so horny and into it when we were fucking that she actually squirted for the first time ever! She was super embarrassed while I just kept saying, don’t be, this is the greatest thing I could ask for! Felt like I unlocked an achievement I didn’t know existed!

Meanwhile, it’s her birthday in a few weeks, and we decided to get a hotel room for it to get some us time away from the kids. She wants to hit up the strip club for the first time as well to see what it’s like. We’re also discussing trying to have a threesome so she wants to see how this goes before any next steps. None of this may sound too crazy, but for me, these last few months have been wild and not sure what happened! It’s been years since we have been this sexual and it’s been a lot of fun again.

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Strangely specific.

Anyone know who this is? She’s perfect.

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Oh wow, you know all of them? Would love to see more

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The one that doesn’t have fake tits.

I always just assumed it’s another visual for porn. There is only so much you can look at, so it helps add more for the viewer to think about. It looks hot, but in reality, I would imagine it’s rarely done. I have never done it either.

Seeing these comments makes me a bit nervous lol. Honestly, it’s probably been a very long time since I used my imagination over porn. I do think of other things while it’s playing, but that’s different and still porn. It’s also gotten worse over the years, to the point that I actually need a real person to talk with so cam girls help with that, but it’s expensive… so I only do that once every 3-4 months as a treat.

Dam you weren’t kidding… articles came out 2 days ago. Doesn’t look good either from the sounds of it.

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Hooray! I was a big fan over on reddit, glad to see some of my favorite people finding and using lemmy! It was hard giving up all the things I followed.

I hope you enjoy it here.

I also agree, I loved Horizons story and lore. I also agree people either love it or hate it which is super odd to me because it is such a great game and reminds me of all the other great games yet somehow this one gets shafted. You never got to see the past but just the retelling of what happened throughout the game was perfect.

Brought my wife of 10 years a couple of new toys last week since the 2 she had she destroyed (she will never admit to that!). Replaced a mini bullet which is her favorite and tried something new and went with a wand. We haven’t really had the greatest sex life lately, mostly due to 2 small mids. Finally got the chance to use them out last night.

Started off innocently enough with me teasing using the bullet. Took a small break for us to go outside and have a few puffs of a recently rolled joint, this is also rare since she never likes to smoke, but the times she does normally leads to her wanting it really bad. We end up back inside laughing about something before I push her up against the wall and keep her hands from moving while we makeout for a few minutes and I work my way down to her tits. Push up her normal bedtime shirt so I can get my mouth around the one while my hand is playing with the other. Once I hear the tiny moans coming from above I suggest moving to the couch and she agrees.

I ask her which toy she wants to try first? She wants the bullet, I quickly spread her legs apart, one laying on my legs with my hand on it while I gently caress it with one hand while working the bullet over her panties with the other. After a few minutes she asks to turn up the speed which I do, working it up and down spending more time in areas I get heavier responses back. She asks to go under, I slip the panties to the side and use my other hand to open her just a little to slide the bullet in. She is already dripping wet. She says she doesn’t want to go so I pull away, she did not like that. I suggest the new toy and she is saying yes! Quick! So I pull out the wand and go to work hovering at the top area where it slightly works its way around her lips as I add pressure on and off up and down. She wants more and wants the speed to go higher but sadly I find tell her it’s already at max. It didn’t matter because shortly after that she had the most intense orgasm which seemed to last 20 seconds. When she finally recovers she says it’s my turn.

I quickly remove my boxers and sit back as she leans across the couch to play with me. Once I was good to go she kissed it a few times before sucking on the tip. Drove me wild. After a minute of that she starts taking me all the way and at this point I can’t keep my hands off her head. Move her hair to the side and gentle pushes where she would keep me inside her mouth for as long as she could. I was in so much pleasure I wanted to fuck really bad at this point but she said no and that she wanted to keep me in her warm mouth some more. At this point I’m close, but I wanted to see her really get sloppy so I suggest she play with herself using the bullet which she happily agrees to. Moments later, after she gets the bullet going on herself I can hear her moaning while still sucking me and things get really intense as she is taking short breaks to enjoy the waves of pleasure she is having and then craving me right after while continuing to suck me. At this point I can’t hold it in and tell her I’m going to go and she holds down on cock as I explode inside her mouth as I feel some drip out and most of it ended up down her throat. We both collapse and for the next 5 minutes just go wow before getting up to cleanup and head to bed.

It’s been ages since we had something this intense and passionate and really hope to continue the trend but we’ll see I guess. I guess the toys really helped! I have been teasing her all day today telling her how badly i still want to fuck since we didn’t get to. I am hoping round 2 will be tonight and try some more using the toys as well! Sorry if this was to much, I normally do not go into detail like this and it’s not like me at all but I know I used to enjoy the stories I saw on reddit and figured I would try it out and maybe someone would enjoy it. I know I’m not the best writer either haha.

Idk what doctor you’re seeing but we have been fighting for years to figure out what our child may have and no doctor is allowed to say anything if they are not specialized in that field to come to that conclusion. It’s honestly quite frustrating and the only doctors that can cost a ton of money that is not handled by insurance or the ones that do are over a year wait. We did the year wait and they still couldn’t give a definitive assessment either. So not sure how true this meme is.

Man does time fly… just saw her in The Bear and it’s nuts how old she is now.