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Cake day: August 2nd, 2023

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  • Criminally investigate the following “people” and “things”

    Gym Jordan for his negligence/participation in the Ohio State sexual abuse case

    Cuckhold Ted for that god-awful “beard” and receiving bribes through his podcast

    All Republicans for the dark money they receive. We need to know where it comes from

    Trump for soliciting bribes outside during his recent campaign

    All those billion dollar donors for bribing the justices

    Those are just the ones off the top of my head








  • I imaginge this like a fallout video game where you have low intelligence and slightly higher charisma. You forgot the part where they are all voiced from his speeches saying things like: “I am smart because my uncle was a professor at MIT.”

    “This hurricane was the wettest in terms of water”

    “Covfefe”

    “I’m treated worse than Aberham Lincoln, by the press”

    “This country is doing well, in so many ways, but there’s such divisiveness.”

    “When youre a star, they let you do it. Grab them by the pussy”

    “There were many fine people on both sides.”

    “There are things we can do with light, that kill the virus instantly. Bleach also seems like a good idea”

    There are a lot of quotes that would make the dumbest dialog possibilities in a Fallout like VG