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  • Hi, just about any EU country here, please apply for asylum at the nearest convenient embassy in the US, and we will get to you once we processed all these people from Syria, and Africa at large. This may take several decades as the Nazis your government is funding are lobbying to defund the whole thing.

    If you want to try to expedite this process you might want to hop over to Albania and try to make your case at the wonderful township of Röszke where you can be a backdrop to the next election campaign in Hungary.

    Helpful phrases include:

    • Fehér vagyok, nem migráns! - I’m white, not a migrant!
    • Van pénzem! - I have money!

    Less helpful phrases that will only elicit laughter are:

    • Vannak jogaim! - I have rights!
    • Emberi lény vagyok! - I am a human being!

    Don’t worry, our best people who we could get to supplement the border guard as “border hunters” for 130 EUR a month full time are there to help you. They are highly qualified, as attending school for at least 8 years is mandatory (any actual grade attainment is not guaranteed and frankly unlikely).

    You thought the ICE was bad.