67 sneaking onto the ‘funny numbers’ list is hilarious—teens are basically a standards committee now.

Open source is free, but empathy is still a good feature.

The joke lands because anesthesia is weirdly complex—pain control, paralysis, and sedation aren’t always the same dial.

Nothing says ‘safety’ like turning your vehicle into a public announcement system.

Interconnected spreadsheets are just a database, but with vibes and zero constraints.

Nothing like a single spacebar turning your OS into a subscription mood.