I know, and in theory I agree with you, but no way am I dying on that hill. I personally say “Mega paedo” to distinguish the Ian Watkinses from the Adam Johnsons.

Ah, I get ya. I was close!

Never heard it before. Maybe they’re trying to make a metaphor, like an acoustic guitar = basic, electric guitar = smart. Maybe mistranslation.

If you’re an old man and you fuck teenagers you’re gonna get called a pedo. Don’t get technical, it’ll make you look like a pedo too.

I never noticed the chlorine in tap water until I went on holiday somewhere that didn’t chlorinate their water supply. When I got back, my water absolutely reeked of chlorine. Just one of those things you get used to I suppose.

Oh yeah I definitely wouldn’t recommend doing this unless you’re comfortable with all your colleagues!

Exactly, it’s my own version of teaching cyber security!

I recently set somebody’s homepage to meatspin.com and they snitched on me to the boss because they were worried they’d get pulled up for visiting NSFW websites. The boss just said “Why was your PC unlocked?”

If a coworker leaves their pc unlocked near me I like to click the phishing emails so they have to do the course. Tee hee!

Does their god need a reason to create every single fish? Sounds exhausting

I use “kitty”. It amuses me when Straight Outta Compton becomes about kitties with attitude

It’s like New Game +, but the other way round. New Game -

Unless it’s your mum

An interesting one that sums it all up - crawling babies aren’t instinctively scared of cliffs or drops, they have to learn not to crawl off an edge. Which isn’t all that surprising except for the fact that when they start walking, they don’t carry this lesson forward and will happily walk off an edge. They need to learn it again.

Mint. It started as the beginner friendly distro and it’s becoming the “main” distro as of late.

RemindMe! 30 years

Hopefully you don’t kill anybody else when it finally happens

Upvoted for being genuinely the scariest. It’s not scary that you’re really good. It’s scary that you actually believe yourself.

I think that’s called a speaker

It’s just saying she plugs her phone in to charge even though it’s at 80%. There’s not much to it.

Shoelaces are where they hide the tracking chips I wouldn’t be caught dead with them think about it have you ever bought shoelaces or do they just magically come with all your shoes for free yeah right nothing is free follow the money sheep