

I hate this attitude. “Never let your child out of your sight or they’ll immediately be kidnapped”.
You know they’re more likely to be abused by family than a stranger. By your rationale you should never allow family to see your children either.
I hate this attitude. “Never let your child out of your sight or they’ll immediately be kidnapped”.
You know they’re more likely to be abused by family than a stranger. By your rationale you should never allow family to see your children either.
My dream is to have two dishwashers so I don’t need to unload. Just pull dishes out of the clean one when needed and put back into the dirty one
Inb4 the white knights show up
Walkers became popular after they were bought by Americans. Smiths and Golden Wonder/Tayto are the casualties
I wonder if you’re allowed to heat food in the piss microwave
It’s too similar. Can I suggest penext. Like penultimate
I was behind somebody in the queue at Screwfix who was asking for advice after their landlord had glossed the inside of their BATH. What a lunatic.
Nah not if it’s gonna be some tenuous metaphor, but thanks for asking instead of trying to convert people in the atheism community!
IT WASN’T EVEN FIG SEASON, JESUS!
How wild would it be if you actually met an all-powerful entity who created the entire universe. You ask it for some knowledge, and it tells you about the time it got mad at a tree for not producing figs
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+11%3A12-25&version=NIV
Its technically the same as renting, but there’s a lot of stupid historical reasons that make it awkward. You could be a leaseholder with a 1000 year contract costing a few pennies per year. Which makes you, for all intents and purposes, an owner of the property.
My bad for sending a mobile link. I am indeed a scumbag.
Haha of course. An “oral agreement” that nobody has any record of. They called no takesies backsies, too!
Here’s an actual promise that really was agreed to. Signed by Russia. In writing. You know, like what happens when countries actually agree to things in the real world and not in Russian propaganda la la land.
You’re not just believing propaganda anymore. You’re also spreading it.
Why? You need a license for everything these days. I had to accept an EULA to install an app so I could RSVP to a wedding recently.
The only mad thing is that the TV license is opt-out and they assume the entire country watches BBC 1
Yeah we don’t have enough American news, we should start reframing other countries’ news into how it affects America
It’s sometimes called an overbalanced wheel, an early perpetual motion device. The idea is that there’s more weights on the right side than the left side, so the wheel will turn clockwise. The weights are on rods that fall to the right as the wheel turns, so there’s always going to be more weights on the right. So the wheel turns forever. Free power woohoo!
The reality is that the balls on the left are further away from the axle. Futher from the axle = greater torque. Surprise surprise it all cancels out and the wheel eventually comes to rest.
How do you know the wanker wasn’t related to you in some way?