I’m not sure. Damage.

I used to be a window cleaner, and I’d get home and my hands were “dirty” with soap. Always felt weird trying to clean my hands. Can’t use soap that’ll make it worse!

But which one is most damage?

I’ve always hated that first one. I get the idea, but also you are stuck in traffic.

“Dude where are you? We’re late”

“I am traffic”

“What?”

But they’ll give me super powers

Looks like somebody did his hair in MS paint but that’s also what it looks like in real life anyway

Bastardising*

Surprised to see so many people on Lemmy in favour of social media. It’s horrendous for everybody, adults and children alike. I don’t think kids should be on there.

Usually for things like this, I’d be fine with parents handling it and controlling their own kids’ access. But social media is too pervasive, you’d turn your kid into an outcast if they didn’t have it when 96% of their peers did.

who wants loose liberal women everywhere?

🙋‍♂️

Zinedine Zidane?

Oh, Queen eh? Very nice

The protagonist seems to have a bussy and they don’t make any trans jokes so at least there’s that

It’s just not noticeable to me. If I think about it, I suppose I can feel it a little bit when I turn my head. But I don’t think about it.

A few routes near me have banned e-bikes, which is frustrating because I’m sure the real problem is the 15 year olds on illegal electric motorbikes. Not e-bikes.

Actually one time I had this anecdote and it turned out to be correct

Eclipse as in the IDE? This is some good unhinged conspiracy post, please explain more

I know, and in theory I agree with you, but no way am I dying on that hill. I personally say “Mega paedo” to distinguish the Ian Watkinses from the Adam Johnsons.

Ah, I get ya. I was close!

Never heard it before. Maybe they’re trying to make a metaphor, like an acoustic guitar = basic, electric guitar = smart. Maybe mistranslation.

If you’re an old man and you fuck teenagers you’re gonna get called a pedo. Don’t get technical, it’ll make you look like a pedo too.