Turbolifts move on each axis, too, so they’ll still get there from engineering when you actually stop scrolling and walk/run/bike/drive with your phone in your pocket.

Edit: We do get to stop scrolling eventually, right?

This one time, at band camp, I stuck my dick in a horn.

I’ve experimented with pro state but I’ve come to the conclusion that I am now anti state.

I couldn’t care less, I was just stoked to see it in the wild!

Wait 'til you hear about the software infrastructure.

I was leaning against this when I opened the post:

Probably wasn’t even a girl involved. Fake and gay as usual.

A WiFi extender that, properly configured, will re-broadcast your existing network and/or a separate 2.4GHz signal is about $25.

Yep, it doesn’t take more than a few minutes to set one up. You don’t even need a central hub anymore, just wifi and a smartphone.

Bummer. Can they stop you from buying a desk or floor lamp and installing a smart bulb?

Home automation could save you multiple button presses each day.

Signed,
Fellow lazy person.

Surely there would be respectful between them

Only if the question was, “Is the President supposed to uphold the Constitution?”

Thanks for sharing my meme!

What’s in Ontario?

I sent it to Gemini and actually got a coherent response:

I’m pretty sure they’re both made-up names.

At least that’s what I’m telling myself.

Does it work?