How dare you.

A really fun factoid is that factoids being false information is not actually true!

Approach and repeat the ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words “Or else”.

PetroEuro when?

Everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

You don’t need to listen to ads. Spotube or XManager for Android based devices, or just listen in a Firefox based browser with reasonable ad blocking from your PC or laptop. I don’t have premium, but I never hear ads.

I’m sorry, but the irony of not becoming an audio engineer because you didn’t listen is really something.

Do you regret getting open heart surgery?

Better dial 0118 999 8819 99119 725 3!

Missl hasn’t been maintained in a while, though. I’d recommend the fork DAVECON1. Dave is pretty active still, listens to the community. He recently removed the little prompt box that popped up when you were planning to commit war crimes and genocide, which has improved my workflow and plausible deniability!

What was homophobic about that comment?

I don’t know why, but it seems weird to call it topping when it’s hetero. It’s like cultural appropriation or something.

You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.

Our brains are quite adaptive though, maybe at first it would be like a pigeon playing QWOP, but after some time I think we’d figure it out.

It’s shitpost, not Schittpost!

Fly low, the terrain confuses the targeting systems.

The definition of precariat.

So that his name will be written next to it forever.

Why do you think phones aren’t listening? All of my anecdotal evidence leads me to believe that they absolutely will, depending on the apps installed.

I’ve been using LineageOS and GrapheneOS for maybe 8 years or so, and never have any social media / google apps installed, as well as ad / tracker blocking.

My friends, family, co-workers etc. are often served ads for very specific things immediately after we were talking about them. Toys, tools, kitchen equipment, even flights to countries or cities that were being discussed. All far too specific to be coincidence.

So while the phone itself may not be listening, apps can, depending on permissions etc.

Reading your list there, and they all sound like poor people problems. Have you thought about being rich instead?