Frequent sharpening and green wood help.

My first egg cost me $600. I’m 7 years in and if it weren’t for the fact that egg prices have escalated so much I’d still be losing money on every single egg because the industrialization of eggs makes it less expensive to buying them under normal circumstances.

Now let’s talk about the reason they’re currently expensive. Bird flu. Imagine every yard with chickens in it. Instead of a few locations to protect, you now have hundreds of millions. Which results in billions of potential vectors for the spread of disease.

I know everyday that I could walk outside and find my birds sick with the bird flu because some bird pooped by flying overhead. I may have to cull my entire flock of a dozen or so chickens, six five ducks and seven geese. And then when I decide to replace them I’m going to be priced out of the market by everyone else replacing their birds.

No shortage of eggs at my place.

That’s the rub.

Bluesky isn’t Twitter. That’s all that mattered to most people. A few influential people went there first and the network effect kicked in.

Yes and no. Free range in America means “raised in a huge building and never seeing sunlight.” Basically what separates them from cage free is that thousands of birds all share one giant cage instead of four birds to a cage inside the larger cage.

Pasture raised are the ones that get to go outside and eat bugs in the sunshine.

Not only that but for hand carving you want green wood. Like cut the limb, let it sit for two days, then hand carve it.

It would be better if Grandma Nutmeg was more supportive.

I guess all those Godzilla movies weren’t enough to teach them about the hazards of nuclear weapons. This is all our fault. We failed them. Godzilla will happen and it will be a direct result of Trump’s incompetence.

These are the say people that support doctors and pharmacists for not treating people they don’t like. They are the ones that support cake shops from making gay cakes.

They are all very familiar with wanting the ability to discriminate. But they don’t expect that they will be on the other side of it.

Not my kind of thing.

Spelling git messed up. Shouu be flower. Which Autocorrect just tried to turn into “closer.”

Only in English

Classic Warwick.

Goose eggs taste exactly like chicken eggs except that instead of being 30% yolk they are 50% yolk. Which means that in a standard goose egg there’s hey yolk that is the size of one and a half chicken eggs. And the yoke is The tastiest part

Yes, I have to wrestle geese on a daily basis during the spring. I’m going to put it on my resume. I got throat punched by a goose wing tonight.

My wife isn’t a big fan of pickle relish and I don’t normally stock it so pepperoncini is my default to add some acid to help balance all the mayo and tuna.

I was picturing it with dried beef.