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My columbine aren’t doing much yet out here in the PNW, but my foxglove is about to bloom!

I hope those cashews weren’t actually raw because raw cashews are toxic. They contain urushiol. But I’m going to guess you got these from a grocery store, so they’re probably actually lightly cooked.

See, the problem here is that you ordered from Domino’s.

Even when things aren’t all fascist, we’re still disposable wage slaves for the elite. And somehow that’s what we’re supposed to be working to maintain.

Every child that isn’t born is a life saved.

It’s soda in Japan–not soda in Japanese. Which is to say that the word doesn’t mean “soda”, as the title implies. It’s a brand name.

Is there a real source for this?

She does like heels.

I just saw her performing a one-person show of Hamlet a few days ago. Really amazing and funny. Everyone should check if she’s got a show in your area and go to it.

How different things would be if he had been our president.

Sure was. Later on, after getting the rejection email, I was like, “Sure, you can think you’re rejecting me, but I have already rejected you.” I can’t imagine who would even take that job.

Depends where you look.

More like a relief.

The interviewer couldn’t describe the position.

He already said Haunted Chocolatier is getting his full attention next.

Ah yes, improving access by decreasing outreach. Sure.

There were native tribes living there prior to the Europeans coming.

Well, that’s horrifying.

Doesn’t stop me from loving bats.

Everything is so dystopian these days.