Yeah, that is why I left a little wiggle room in my statements. But coordinated movements when the cranial cavity is so damaged that chunks of brain are spilling out? A deer’s brain isn’t even very large. There’s hardly chunks to be had there. I dunno there’s some chance that the deer was already dead and this is just some sort of postmortem spasms. But I am just doubtful over the whole thing as written.

Yeah, you should definitely have a massive hangover in the morning, too

Yeah that’s really the part that makes me think it’s exaggerated, misremembered, or just completely false.

It’s possible that this is chronic wasting disease or something, but I’m more inclined to think it’s bullshit.

Classic.

This is definitely a “I revised what I wrote multiple times and then forgot to read it back before I hit submit.” I do that a lot.

I dunno anything about styling longer hair, but I’m going to guess that the tighter curls on the right look less messy. But it does seem like a pretty toxic attitude displayed.

It’s not hard but I do it infrequently enough that I have to watch a youtube video every time I do it.

The sad part is that as I get older, the hardest part has become threading the needle…

Presumably these are for baking.

Yeah uh…if a recipe calls for eggs, you should use eggs. You are not going to get the expected results just subbing these. If you’re trying to make a vegetarian version of something you will be much better off finding a recipe that was designed that way than trying to modify a non-vegetarian recipe.

Hm, I’ve seen marmots IRL but I think I would mainly tell the difference through context.

The first one reads like “someone said we weren’t legally allowed to refer to this as a boat”

Back when watching a porno was something you’d do with a group of friends.

…Is it not?

To be fair to him, he used a lot of color motifs on Breaking Bad.

It’s illegal in the US too. But there are still places that do it. Post-COVID a lot of places will have some sort of percentage surcharge that is not a tip but people assume it is and don’t tip.

There is a batman villain named The Scarecrow

Is this Vince Gilligan’s fault?

I think this is pretty funny honestly.

Earth. It’s made of earth.