Well yeah if my boobs popped out in front of a ton of strangers pretty sure I could win a sprint race too ʘ‿ʘ

Scotland still has free tuition if your brit friends are scottish

Wiz n’Liz

They mention that one of the broken lifts was the designated fire lift so I guess not?

Rat-mailing?

But are there more bowls or handles in the world?

It’s genuinely a good question. This is madness

Same, came to the comments to see if others had done the same.

What’s next, we’re going back to twitter?

Good god don’t give him ideas

Thanks for sharing!

Please expand?

Suuuurrrre they will…

I recently discovered that there is a similar taste reaction to aspartame than there is to cilantro. It doesn’t taste like soap, but it tastes awful to some people. I can’t drink any sugar-free or diet drinks as they all taste horrific to me

Love love love that movie. And the credits scene on the rooftop ʘ‿ʘ

I dont get it??

Does anti-subduction = abduction?

100%

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Eating 8 spiders a year in our sleep. I’m glad that one is disappearing though.

And that 40 year old single women are more likely to be killed by terrorists than getting married. Although that one may make a comeback and become true if we include local terrorists so who knows…