I’ve convinced yet another to escape Windows and join Linux

I use KDE Plasma on Arch

You should have received your btw by now, no?
Especially if you’re converting people 😏

lil jumper

Aww, jumping spiders are the best!
Also, my mind went here:

Can be both!

Yep.
At some of the Excel jobs, the toxic fumes come from your manager’s mouth.

So he texted her back: he also shaved his pubes.

LMAO, I thought that was funny.
I guess this means I am also a dumb one.

Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

The prescription is 'tussin + alcohol, like in that one episode of House M.D.

This, but Emacs

Some Inception-looking shit.

Bodywash Blast would make Granny gush 😏.

“Okay, cool. Family knows when to drop a subject. Good luck!”

Nice. I’ll have to remember that retort!

Sorry, my bad.

hulk titties

like the taste of their feet.

They’re just sniffing that spice melange.

Reindeer’s are golden in summer but turn deep blue in winter

Gold and blue?
My dude, those eyes are black and white. 😏

Sh’yeah-ron. The way Wayne from Wayne’s World would have said it. 😏

The emojis are also like your mom

Its laughing so hard you died.

These emojis are large.

Lmao. This line got me by the bubu more than the screengrab did.